{"product_id":"hot-mess-express-train-glass-ornament","title":"Hot Mess Express Train Glass Ornament","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHot Mess Express Glass Christmas Ornament\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll aboard the Hot Mess Express! This cheeky glass Christmas ornament features a bright pink locomotive with sparkling gold glitter details and the playful saying “Hot Mess Express.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for anyone barely holding it together this holiday season, this whimsical ornament brings humor, color, and a little chaos to your Christmas tree. A hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or your favorite hot mess.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: Blown glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions: 4\" L × 2\" W × 3.25\" H\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"chez gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67661937803317,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0525\/3693\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-13at5.56.59PM.png?v=1791939520","url":"https:\/\/www.spitfiregirl.com\/products\/hot-mess-express-train-glass-ornament","provider":"Spitfire Girl","version":"1.0","type":"link"}