The "ZapMaster 5000" Metal Hand Buzzer – because who needs a firm handshake when you can give someone an electrifying jolt of surprise camaraderie?
Made from industrial-strength metal because flimsy plastic is for the weak and short-sighted, the ZapMaster 5000 is your go-to gadget for turning ordinary moments into sidesplitting shocks. Ideal for office shenanigans, family gatherings, or those awkward Tinder meet-ups where a laugh is the only way to break the ice and establish dominance.
Elevate your greetings to a shocking new level with the ZapMaster 5000. Use responsibly (which basically means don't let HR catch you in the act) and remember, if it's not buzzing, it's not living!
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