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Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing.

These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them.

They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.

  • Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.
  • Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)
  • Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)
  • Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter.
  • Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

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